🐶💣 11x14 Aluminum Sign: "Rottweiler Tactical Response Unit" 💣🐶 Meet the ultimate deterrent: a sign so bold, even squirrels do a double-take. Featuring a Rottweiler locked, loaded, and looking like he’s three seconds from calling in a helicopter strike on that garden gnome. 🪖🌪️ This isn’t just a “No Trespassing” sign—it’s a cinematic experience. Made of durable aluminum and designer-grade attitude, it tells visitors two things: 1. You've entered a high-security giggle zone. 2. The dogs here do NOT fetch—they enforce. 🐾🔫 Perfect for yards, kennels, mancaves, or anywhere someone might forget who’s in charge (hint: it has fur and tactical gear). 💥 Warning: may cause unexpected snorts, chuckles, and sudden respect for your